10 Signs You’re a Native Floridian

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People who live in Florida are a unique bunch. They get to live in one of the most iconic locations in the world. However, native Floridians are also able to easily identify themselves. Here are 10 signs you are a native of Florida.

You know there are actually three distinct cultural sections of Florida. There is the north, the south, and all the theme parks in the center.

Also, you know all the tricks to getting into those theme parks for free. At the very least, you know how to take advantage of coupons and discounts.

Sweat doesn’t phase you one bit. It’s everywhere, and you learn how to deal with it.

You get little tan lines between your toes from wearing flip flops so much.

You have never seen or used a snow tire. Is it a tire made of snow? 

The idea of a furnace in your home seems alien and even dangerous to you. Why would you want to make a house hotter?

You think a two-lane highway is only a country road. Six lanes on a highway are the real thing.

You believe swimming pools are only meant to be used at night. After all, who wants to take a warm bath in the hot sun?

You would rather pay for an artificial tan than sit outside in the real Florida sun for several hours. 

You know how to take care of all of those odors in your home caused by chronic air conditioning.